Today, I’m wearing my new t-shirt that says, “Hogwarts wasn’t hiring so I teach Muggles instead.” (You can read about the shirt I was wearing last Thursday here.) But I’ve often wondered whether I’d actually want to teach at Hogwarts, considering all the danger and distractions from a consistent learning environment, not to mention the governmental interference in the person of Dolores Umbridge that plagued the school during Harry Potter’s fifth year. I read an interesting scene in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix yesterday afternoon, and I thought I’d share it here. I won’t provide any commentary afterward because I want you to be able to draw your own conclusions; I’ll simply hint that this scene touches on a lot of the issues I worry about as a teacher: the subjectivity of grades, the place of politics and other personal commitments in the learning environment, anxiety over whether administration really has my back, and perhaps most importantly, the extent to which a teacher can really make a difference in a student’s life, present and future.
Context: Harry is in a required career consultation with his head of house, Professor McGonagall, and overbearing Headmistress Umbridge (who is also the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor) is unwelcomely sitting in. Harry has just said that he might want to pursue a career as an Auror, and Umbridge keeps trying to interrupt McGonagall’s advice about what classes Harry should take.
Professor Umbridge gave her most pronounced cough yet.
“May I offer you a cough drop, Dolores?” Professor McGonagall asked curtly, without looking at Professor Umbridge.
“Oh, no, thank you very much,” said Umbridge, with that simpering laugh Harry hated so much. “I just wondered whether I could make the teensiest interruption, Minerva?”
“I daresay you’ll find you can,” said Professor McGonagall through tightly gritted teeth.
“I was just wondering whether Mr. Potter has quite the temperament for an Auror?” said Professor Umbridge sweetly.
“Were you?” said Professor McGonagall haughtily. “Well, Potter,” she continued, as though there had been no interruption, “if you are serious in this ambition, I would advise you to concentrate hard on bringing your Transfiguration and Potions up to scratch. I see Professor Flitwick has graded you between ‘Acceptable’ and ‘Exceeds Expectations’ for the last two years, so your Charmwork seems satisfactory. As for Defense Against the Dark Arts, your marks have been generally high, Professor Lupin in particular thought you–are you quite sure you wouldn’t like a cough drop, Dolores?“
“Oh, no need, thank you, Minerva,” simpered Professor Umbridge, who had just coughed her loudest yet. “I was just concerned that you might not have Harry’s most recent Defense Against the Dark Arts marks in front of you. I’m quite sure I slipped in a note.”
“What, this thing?” said Professor McGonagall in a tone of revulsion, as she pulled out a sheet of pink parchment from between the leaves of Harry’s folder. She glanced down it, her eyebrows slightly raise, then placed it back into the folder without comment.
“Yes, as I was saying, Potter, Professor Lupin thought you showed a pronounced aptitude for the subject, and obviously for an Auror–“
“Did you not understand my note, Minerva?” asked Professor Umbridge in honeyed tones, quite forgetting to cough.
“Of course I understood it,” said Professor McGonagall, her teeth clenched so tightly the words came out a little muffled.
“Well, then, I am confused . . . I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that–“
“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests–“
“I’m terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me–“
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”
Professor Umbridge’s smile vanished as suddenly as a light bulb blowing. She said back in her chair, turned a sheet on her clipboard and began scribbling very fast indeed…
[Now that you get the idea of the conversation, I’m skipping a section for brevity’s sake. Notice that Harry didn’t speak once during the passage above. McGonagall at least tries to direct her comments toward him, but this is primarily an argument between the professors, raising interesting questions about student agency. Harry does get a word in during the part I’m skipping, but the main interaction continues to be between the professors.]
“Potter has a criminal record,” said Umbridge loudly.
“Potter has been cleared of all charges, “said McGonagall, even more loudly.
Professor Umbridge stood up. She was so short that this did not make a great deal of difference, but her fussy, simpering demeanor had given place to a hard fury that made her broad, flabby face look oddly sinister.
“Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!”
Professor McGonagall got to her feet, too, and in her case this was a much more impressive move; she towered over Professor Umbridge.
“Potter,” she said in ringing tones, “I will assist you to become an Auror if it is the last thing I do! If I have to coach you nightly, I will make sure you achieve the required results!”
“The Minister for Magic will never employ Harry Potter!” said Umbridge, her voice rising furiously.
“There may well be a new Minister for Magic by the time Potter is ready to join!” shouted Professor McGonagall.
“Aha!” shrieked Professor Umbridge, pointing a stubby finger at McGonagall. “Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Of course! That’s what you want, isn’t it, Minerva McGonagall? You want Cornelius Fudge replaced by Albus Dumbledore! You think you’ll be where I am, don’t you: Senior Under-secretary to the Minister and Headmistress to boot!”
“You are raving,” said Professor McGonagall, superbly disdainful. “Potter, that concludes our careers consultation.”
Rowling, J.K. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Scholastic, 2003.